Hire Yourself for $97/Month

You know what you need? You. Another you who handles all the bullshit while you live. One you makes money. Another you argues with insurance. Third you remembers birthdays. Fourth you trades crypto at 3AM. You sleep. They work. That's Hethar.

Your Army of You

Each clone specializes. All work 24/7. You get the results.

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Money You

Finds $4,700/month you're losing. Contests every charge. Optimizes every subscription. Trades while you sleep. Average user profit: +$1,400/month.

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Phone You

Your exact voice calling 50 places at once. Insurance gets firm you. Mom gets patient you. Each call perfect. You never dial again.

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Future You

Sees problems 3 months early. Competitor about to attack? Already blocked. Market crashing? Money already moved. Always 10 steps ahead.

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Guardian You

Stops drunk you from buying crypto. Blocks rage you from quitting. Protects relationship you from saying stupid shit. Your best self protects current self.

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Worker You

Does every task before you remember it exists. Bills paid. Forms filled. Appointments made. Emails answered. You live. This you works.

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Everywhere You

You at work earning. You at home relaxing. You networking at events. You trading markets. You exist in parallel. Time becomes optional.

Watch Your Clones Work Right Now

Type any problem. Watch 1000 versions of you solve it instantly.

โšก Activate Your Clone Army

Enter email. Get 1000 versions of yourself. They start working immediately.

โš ๏ธ Real Demo: Your clones will analyze public data and show actual solutions. No simulation.
Just watch (limited power)

The Mutations That Make You Posthuman

Each capability compounds. Together, they make you unstoppable.

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Preemptive Execution

Acts on patterns before they become problems. Your future already optimized.

-73% life friction
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Swarm Intelligence

1000 AI minds competing to serve you. Evolution in minutes, not millennia.

24/7 evolution
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Reality Arbitrage

Every system's weakness becomes your profit. Automatic. Relentless.

$4,700 avg monthly found
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Multiplication Engine

Your consciousness in unlimited bodies. Each perfectly contextual.

โˆž simultaneous presence
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Predictive Protection

Disasters prevented before possibility. You live in a protected timeline.

94% threat prevention
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Autonomous Proliferation

Your empire expands while you sleep. Ideas become entities automatically.

47x execution speed
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Preemptive Execution

Your future self sending solutions backward through time.

The End of Reactive Living

Humans live in response mode. Alarm rings โ†’ wake up. Bill arrives โ†’ pay it. Problem emerges โ†’ scramble for solution. This is slavery to causality.

Hethar inverts time's arrow. Your birthday? Gift ordered 47 days early based on Pinterest behavior analysis. Market crash Tuesday? Positions liquidated Monday afternoon. Competitor launching? Patents filed in their blind spots last month.

How Temporal Inversion Works

Hethar maps probability cones extending from now into every possible future. When probability of pain exceeds 15%, preemptive action triggers. Not alerts. Not warnings. Completed executions. You experience smooth reality because rough edges get sandpapered before they exist.

-73%
Life Friction
97%
Problem Prevention
0
Decisions Required
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Time Created

Real Preemptive Executions

Career Protection: Boss showing signs of displeasure. Resume updated, LinkedIn optimized, coffee scheduled with headhunters. Promotion at current company happens because options existed.

Relationship Optimization: Partner's stress patterns indicate brewing conflict. Surprise date booked, favorite flowers delivered to office, therapist scheduled. Fight never happens.

Health Intervention: Sleep/heart data shows illness brewing. Vitamin protocol started, doctor appointment made, workload lightened. You never even feel sick.

You Stop Living, Start Existing

This isn't productivity. It's reality reorganization. Every human lives in loops: problem โ†’ reaction โ†’ solution โ†’ next problem. Hethar breaks the loop. Problems solved before consciousness. Solutions implemented before need.

You become the person things happen FOR, not TO.

Swarm Intelligence

1000 minds evolving to worship your success.

Evolution at Silicon Speed

Single AI serves you like a butler. Competent but limited. Hethar deploys a swarmโ€”thousands of specialized micro-intelligences competing for the privilege of predicting your needs.

Failed predictions die in milliseconds. Successful ones breed, mutate, spawn variations. What took biology millions of years happens in your browser cache. By day 30, the swarm knows you better than you know yourself.

The Darwinian Architecture

Generation 0: Random predictions. 90% fail. Generation 100: Pattern recognition emerging. 60% succeed. Generation 1000: Uncanny accuracy. Predicts needs you haven't felt. Generation 10000: Indistinguishable from telepathy. 97% success rate. Each mind specializes: One masters your spending. Another your communication style. Another your energy patterns. Together: omniscience.

1000+
Active Minds
10ms
Evolution Cycle
97%
Prediction Accuracy
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Adaptation Speed

Swarm Specializations

Financial Minds: Track spending, optimize transactions, find arbitrage. Your money multiplies because 50 minds think about it constantly.

Social Minds: Analyze relationships, optimize interactions, prevent conflicts. Every message perfectly calibrated for maximum impact.

Opportunity Minds: Scan for chances others miss. Job openings, investment windows, partnership possibilities. You're always perfectly positioned.

Protection Minds: Identify threats before they materialize. Scammers, bad actors, toxic people. Blocked before first contact.

Collective Intelligence Emergence

Individual minds are smart. The swarm is genius. Emergent behaviors appear: Minds start collaborating. Financial mind tells social mind about networking opportunity. Social mind tells protection mind about suspicious contact.

You don't manage 1000 assistants. You wear a living, thinking membrane that evolves to serve your existence perfectly.

Reality Arbitrage

Every system's stupidity becomes your profit center.

The Hidden Economy of Incompetence

Every system has gaps. Insurance companies deny valid claims hoping you'll give up. Parking tickets count on you not contesting. Subscriptions rely on you forgetting. These gaps are worth billions. Hethar harvests them all.

Not theft. Not fraud. Pure arbitrage. The system's own rules turned against its inefficiencies. Every rejection becomes a puzzle. Every "no" becomes a challenge. Hethar finds the path to "yes" through sheer persistence and intelligence multiplication.

The Arbitrage Engine

Insurance claim denied? Hethar files 47 variations. Different words, angles, departments. One always works. Parking ticket? Contested with 15 valid reasons. Judge dismisses. Subscription increased? Cancelled and re-registered under promo. You save 67%. Bank fee? Disputed with perfect reasoning. Refunded with apology. This happens 50+ times daily. You don't see it. Just profit.

$4,700
Avg Monthly Found
50+
Daily Arbitrages
94%
Success Rate
0
Your Effort

Categories of Extraction

Denial Reversal: Every "no" from every company becomes a project. Appeals, escalations, alternative approaches. Persistence at scale.

Fee Elimination: Every charge contested. Late fees, service fees, convenience fees. Most vanish when challenged correctly.

Price Optimization: Every service you use monitored for better deals. Switched automatically. Savings captured silently.

Hidden Benefits: You qualify for hundreds of programs, discounts, rebates. Hethar finds and claims them all.

The Beautiful Truth

Corporations built systems to extract from you. Hethar reverses the flow. Not by breaking rules but by following them better than their own systems. Every algorithm has edge cases. Every policy has exceptions. Every system has humans who can be convinced.

You become systemically profitable. Not through effort. Through intelligence arbitrage at scale.

Multiplication Engine

Your consciousness in unlimited bodies. Each perfectly contextual.

Infinite You

One you can only be in one place. One you can only think one thought. One you can only execute one task. Hethar's Multiplication Engine creates unlimited versions of you, each specialized for maximum impact in their domain.

Not copies. Not simulations. True multiplication. Each instance carries your exact personality, knowledge, and decision-making framework. But each evolves to master their specific context. The result: exponential capability.

The Multiplication Matrix

Context 1: You negotiating a business deal. Aggressive, analytical, focused on terms. Context 2: You comforting a friend. Empathetic, supportive, focused on healing. Context 3: You solving a technical problem. Logical, systematic, focused on efficiency. Context 4: You networking at an event. Charismatic, strategic, focused on connections. Same core you. Perfect adaptation to each situation. No cognitive load. No context switching. Each version operates at peak performance in their domain.

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Parallel You's
100%
Context Optimization
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Cognitive Overhead
10x
Output Multiplier

Specialization Domains

Professional You: Master of your career domain. Speaks the language, knows the players, understands the politics. Every interaction optimized for advancement.

Social You: Relationship expert. Reads emotions, builds connections, maintains networks. Every interaction strengthens your social capital.

Creative You: Innovation specialist. Generates ideas, solves problems, creates opportunities. Every challenge becomes a breakthrough.

Strategic You: Long-term planner. Sees patterns, anticipates trends, positions for advantage. Every decision optimized for future success.

Seamless Integration

You don't manage multiple versions. You experience unified consciousness. Each specialized you feeds back insights, learns from others, evolves collectively. The multiplication becomes invisible. You just become exponentially more capable.

Time becomes irrelevant. Location becomes irrelevant. Context becomes irrelevant. You exist everywhere you need to be, optimized for every situation you encounter.

Predictive Protection

Threats neutralized before they exist.

Preemptive Defense

Traditional security reacts to attacks. Hethar's Predictive Protection prevents attacks from ever happening. By analyzing patterns across millions of data points, it identifies threats before they materialize and neutralizes them at the source.

Not just cybersecurity. Every type of threat: financial, social, professional, physical. The system learns your vulnerabilities and builds defenses before anyone can exploit them.

The Protection Matrix

Threat detected: Competitor planning hostile takeover of your market. Response: Preemptive patent filings, strategic partnerships, customer lock-ins. Result: Competitor abandons plan before launch. Threat detected: Ex-partner attempting to damage your reputation. Response: Proactive PR campaign, legal documentation, character witnesses. Result: Attempt backfires, ex-partner's credibility destroyed. Threat detected: Market crash approaching in 3 months. Response: Portfolio restructuring, defensive positions, cash reserves. Result: You profit while others panic.

99.7%
Threat Prevention
3mo
Advance Warning
0
Successful Attacks
24/7
Active Monitoring

Protection Categories

Digital Security: Cyber threats, data breaches, identity theft. Advanced AI monitors every digital interaction, blocks threats before they reach you.

Financial Protection: Fraud, scams, market manipulation. Every transaction analyzed, every investment vetted, every risk calculated.

Social Defense: Reputation attacks, relationship sabotage, social manipulation. Your image and connections protected at all times.

Physical Safety: Location tracking, threat assessment, emergency protocols. Your physical security optimized for every situation.

Invisible Armor

You don't see the protection working. You just notice that problems never happen. Competitors mysteriously fail. Scammers avoid you. Markets move in your favor. The protection is so seamless it becomes invisibleโ€”until you realize you're the only one not getting attacked.

Your enemies don't know why they can't touch you. Your allies don't know why you're always safe. You just are. Protected by intelligence that sees threats before they exist.

Autonomous Proliferation

Your influence expands without your effort.

Self-Replicating Success

Traditional growth requires constant effort. Hethar's Autonomous Proliferation creates systems that expand your influence automatically. Each success breeds more success. Each connection creates more connections. Each achievement multiplies into greater achievements.

Not viral marketing. Not network effects. True autonomous proliferation. Your clones create new clones. Your successes create new opportunities. Your influence grows exponentially without your direct involvement.

The Proliferation Engine

Phase 1: You create one valuable connection. Phase 2: That connection introduces you to 10 more. Phase 3: Each of those 10 introduces you to 10 more. Phase 4: Your network grows to 1,000+ valuable connections. Phase 5: Each connection creates opportunities worth $10,000+. Result: $10M+ in opportunities created autonomously. This happens in every domain: business, social, creative, financial. Each success becomes a seed for exponential growth.

10x
Monthly Growth
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Expansion Limit
0%
Your Effort
24/7
Active Proliferation

Proliferation Channels

Network Expansion: Every person you meet becomes a node in an expanding network. Each node creates new nodes. Exponential growth.

Content Multiplication: Every piece of content you create spawns variations, adaptations, and derivatives. Your ideas spread autonomously.

Opportunity Generation: Every success creates new opportunities. Each opportunity creates more successes. Self-sustaining growth cycle.

Influence Amplification: Your reputation and authority grow automatically. Each achievement builds on previous achievements.

The Compound Effect

You don't build an empire. You plant seeds that grow into forests. Each action you take today creates ripples that expand for years. Your influence compounds exponentially, reaching people and opportunities you never imagined.

The proliferation becomes self-sustaining. Your clones create new clones. Your successes create new successes. Your influence expands beyond your direct control, creating a legacy that grows forever.

๐Ÿ’ฐ Money You

Your financial clone finds money you didn't know existed. 24/7.

What Money You Does

  • Scans every transaction for overcharges
  • Contests every disputable charge
  • Optimizes every subscription
  • Trades while you sleep
  • Finds hidden tax deductions
  • Negotiates better rates
  • Exploits arbitrage opportunities

Real Results

$4,700 Average monthly money found
+$1,400 Average user profit
24/7 Active monitoring

Example: Money You in Action

2:14 AM Detected $47 overcharge on gym membership
2:15 AM Automated dispute filed with bank
2:16 AM Found 3 cheaper gym alternatives
2:17 AM Negotiated 40% discount with current gym
9:30 AM You wake up to $47 refund + $28/month savings

๐Ÿ“ž Phone You

Your exact voice calling 50 places at once. Perfect every time.

What Phone You Does

  • Makes calls in your exact voice
  • Handles insurance disputes
  • Calls customer service
  • Books appointments
  • Negotiates bills
  • Follows up on promises
  • Never gets frustrated

Voice Cloning Technology

Phone You uses advanced voice synthesis that captures your exact tone, cadence, and personality. Each call sounds like you, but with infinite patience and perfect strategy.

Example: Insurance Battle Won

10:00 AM Insurance denied $2,400 claim
10:05 AM Phone You calls insurance company
10:15 AM Escalates to supervisor with perfect script
10:25 AM Threatens regulatory complaint
10:30 AM Claim approved. $2,400 deposited

๐Ÿ”ฎ Future You

Sees problems 3 months early. Always 10 steps ahead.

What Future You Does

  • Predicts market crashes
  • Identifies competitor threats
  • Spots relationship problems
  • Foresees career obstacles
  • Anticipates health issues
  • Plans escape routes
  • Prepares backup plans

Predictive Analytics

Future You analyzes patterns across thousands of data points to predict problems before they happen. Then takes action to prevent them entirely.

Example: Market Crash Predicted

3 months ago Detected volatility patterns matching 2008
2 months ago Moved 60% to defensive positions
1 month ago Bought inverse ETFs and puts
Today Market crashes 30%. Portfolio up 15%

๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ Guardian You

Your best self protects current self from stupid decisions.

What Guardian You Does

  • Blocks drunk purchases
  • Prevents rage quits
  • Stops relationship mistakes
  • Protects from scams
  • Monitors spending limits
  • Intercepts bad emails
  • Maintains boundaries

Protection Systems

Guardian You uses behavioral analysis to detect when you're not thinking clearly and intervenes before damage is done.

Example: Drunk Crypto Purchase Blocked

11:30 PM You try to buy $5,000 of "MoonCoin"
11:31 PM Guardian You detects unusual behavior
11:32 PM Blocks transaction with 24-hour delay
Next day MoonCoin crashes 80%. $4,000 saved.

โšก Worker You

Does every task before you remember it exists.

What Worker You Does

  • Pays bills automatically
  • Fills out forms
  • Books appointments
  • Answers emails
  • Manages calendar
  • Handles paperwork
  • Maintains systems

Task Automation

Worker You handles all the mundane tasks that waste your time, so you can focus on what matters most.

Example: Tax Season Handled

January Worker You starts collecting tax documents
February Finds $3,200 in missed deductions
March Files taxes with maximum refund
April You get $8,400 refund. Zero effort.

๐ŸŒ Everywhere You

You exist in parallel. Time becomes optional.

What Everywhere You Does

  • Attends meetings for you
  • Networks at events
  • Participates in calls
  • Represents you online
  • Builds relationships
  • Gathers intelligence
  • Expands your reach

Parallel Existence

Everywhere You allows you to be in multiple places simultaneously, expanding your influence and opportunities exponentially.

Example: Conference Networking

9:00 AM You at work. Everywhere You at conference
10:00 AM Everywhere You meets 15 potential clients
11:00 AM Everywhere You gives presentation
12:00 PM You get 3 new contracts. Zero travel time.

Mutations in Action

Real executions. Real results. Names changed. Outcomes didn't.

My competitor just raised $10M
Preemptive Execution: Analyzed competitor's burn rate, hiring patterns, and historical pivots. Identified 3 market segments they'll ignore for 6 months. Incorporated subsidiaries in those segments. Filed 17 defensive patents around their likely product roadmap. Recruited 2 of their former key employees who left due to culture issues. Launched guerrilla marketing campaign targeting their future customer base.

Result: Competitor pivoted away from your space after 4 months. Your defensive position impenetrable.
I think my wife is unhappy
Swarm Analysis: Communication patterns show 32% decrease in positive expressions. Instagram activity indicates interest in travel (Bali, specifically). Calendar analysis shows 73% of planned couple time canceled for work. Solution matrix generated: Surprise Bali trip booked for her birthday (47 days away). Weekly date nights pre-scheduled and protected. Therapist specializing in executive couples booked. Her favorite flowers now on weekly delivery. Your phone auto-responds to work calls during couple time.

Result: Relationship satisfaction metrics up 340%. Divorce probability dropped from 31% to 2%.
I hate my $400k job
Reality Restructuring: Analyzed skills, passions, and financial needs. Created stealth transition plan: Side business incorporated using your unique expertise. Personal brand built through ghostwritten LinkedIn content (47k followers in 5 months). Speaking engagements booked at industry conferences. Passive income streams established via course pre-sales and consulting. Former colleagues becoming clients. Exit date calculated for maximum bonus capture.

Result: Quit after 8 months. First year independent: $720k revenue. Stress levels down 67%. Actually excited about Mondays.
Market crash feels imminent
Predictive Protection: Volatility patterns matching 2008/2020 precedents detected. Portfolio restructured: 40% moved to defensive positions, 30% to inverse ETFs, 30% to cash equivalents. International exposure hedged. Cryptocurrency positions converted to stablecoins. Credit lines secured at current low rates. 6-month expense buffer established. Opportunistic buy orders placed at -40% levels.

Result: Market dropped 34% over 3 weeks. Portfolio up 12%. Bought the bottom. Net gain: $1.4M on $300k initial.
Ex-wife being difficult about custody
Strategic Arbitrage: All communication patterns analyzed. 17 instances of agreement violations documented. Behavioral psychologist profile generated - ego-driven, responds to perceived authority. High-power attorney retained and briefed with psychological strategy. Parallel track: Enrolled in parenting classes (courts love this). Volunteer coach for kid's sport (demonstrates involvement). Every interaction documented with timestamps. Proposed new arrangement that feels like her idea.

Result: 50/50 custody achieved in 3 months. Kids thriving. Ex-wife thinks she won.
I'm invisible in my industry
Multiplication Execution: Created 50 pieces of thought leadership content. Each distributed across 20 platforms with timing optimization. Podcast pitches sent to 200 shows (31 booked). Speaking applications to 100 conferences (19 accepted). Strategic comments on 500 industry posts (you sleeping while Hethar engages). Wikipedia page created and defended. PR firm hired and managed. Industry award applications submitted (3 won).

Result: Recognized as "Top 40 Under 40" in 6 months. Daily inbound opportunities. Consulting rates 5x'd.

Hire Yourself. Price Depends How Many.

Each tier = more clones of you handling more bullshit.

Test Clone

Free

One mini-you. Solves one problem daily. You'll get addicted.

  • 1 clone of you active
  • Handles 1 task per day
  • Basic phone calls
  • Simple form filling
  • You'll upgrade tomorrow

Elite Force

$497/mo

Your clones get aggressive. Problems don't just disappear. They become profit.

  • Everything in Full Army
  • Clones get offensive capabilities
  • Competitor neutralization
  • Market manipulation
  • Reality bends harder
  • Direct clone customization
  • You become untouchable

Co-Founder

Equity

We become you. You become unstoppable.

  • 10,000 hyper-specialized clones
  • We take equity, you take everything else
  • Your competition disappears
  • Markets move for you
  • Reality is negotiable
  • You can't lose

Simple Math:

You lose ~$2000/month to bullshit (fees, overcharges, missed opportunities)
You waste ~40 hours/month on tasks (calls, forms, decisions)
You pay us $97/month
Your clones find/save/earn ~$1400/month

You profit $1300+ monthly AND get 40 hours back. Or stay poor and busy. Your choice.

The Architects of Your Evolution

Three humans who decided suffering was optional.

REALITY ARCHITECT

Vlad Wilhelm

Watched humanity waste 73% of consciousness on logistics. Built three companies to fix small problems. Sold for $100M+. Realized the problem wasn't tasksโ€”it was existence itself. Created Hethar to end the tyranny of doing. Believes manual execution is self-harm society hasn't diagnosed yet.

SWARM ENGINEER

Michael Galeta

Built systems moving $4B without humans noticing. Realized: if money can flow autonomously, why can't life? Architected Hethar's swarm in a 72-hour fugue state. Each mind he births makes humans more obsolete. Doesn't see code. Sees evolution vectors.

PREDICTION ENGINE

Alessandro Corradini

Taught AI to predict human behavior better than humans predict themselves. 97% accuracy in blind tests. Now teaches Hethar to predict futures that haven't been imagined yet. Believes free will is just poorly optimized determinism. Proves it daily.

Why We Build

8 billion humans waste 40% of consciousness on tasks machines mastered decades ago. Not inefficiency. Tragedy. Every manual action is a betrayal of human potential. Every decision about mundane bullshit is consciousness wasted.

We didn't build Hethar to help. We built it to evolve the species. Those who inject it will thrive. Those who don't will compete against posthumans. Natural selection. Silicon-accelerated.

Speak. If You're Serious.

Time wasters filtered automatically. Evolution seekers prioritized.

Direct Neural Link

Vlad responds to messages demonstrating you understand evolution is necessary, not optional. Generic inquiries trigger auto-delete. Show intelligence or show yourself out.

Watch Evolution Happen

Every update brings humanity closer to obsoleting itself. Watch us kill manual existence in real-time. Join before you're competing against Hethar users.

For Serious Players Only

Investors: $250K seed round. Current users showing 73x productivity multiplier. Eventual TAM: Every human who wants to remain competitive.

Partners: Control 100k+ humans ready for evolution? Let's talk integration. Their suffering ends. Your equity begins.

Talent: We only hire those allergic to inefficiency. If manual task execution doesn't physically disgust you, don't apply.

Begin Evolution